zemoandjibbs

 (~Week one~) "Hey, frau? Vanna join me for a bath?" "No." (~Week two~) "Hey, mein almost as awesome as me frau, wanna go shower together?" "No." (~Week three~) "Do you wanna take a bath with me? Come on let's go and wash! You've never washed with me, so start now, and bask in my awesomeness! We've been dating for three weeks, and we haven't washed together, I wish you would tell me why.... Do you wanna take a bath with me? It can be a shower..." "No. And that is singularly the most horrible thing you have ever sung. Doesn't even fit the rules to be a parody. At all." (~Week four~) "Wanna take a bath?" "Will you be in it?" "Yes! "No

 (~Week one~) "Hey, frau? Vanna join me for a bath?" "No." (~Week two~) "Hey, mein almost as awesome as me frau, wanna go shower together?" "No." (~Week three~) "Do you wanna take a bath with me? Come on let's go and wash! You've never washed with me, so start now, and bask in my awesomeness! We've been dating for three weeks, and we haven't washed together, I wish you would tell me why.... Do you wanna take a bath with me? It can be a shower..." "No. And that is singularly the most horrible thing you have ever sung. Doesn't even fit the rules to be a parody. At all." (~Week four~) "Wanna take a bath?" "Will you be in it?" "Yes! "No